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Teatro

Sipario d'Oro 2012
Circuito

Associazione Culturale "Libero Teatro" di Grumes
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di David Conati e Massimo Meneghini
regia di Elisa Cristofori

All'agenzia interinale "Non Lavoriamo Gratis" ne succedono davvero di tutti i colori: la spavalda direttrice Cornelia mira a conquistare il cuore di Carlo, l'inarrivabile Direttore Generale, ma è vittima di un crudele scherzo da parte della sua segretaria Lavinia, astuta e arrivista, che aspira a prenderne il posto. Poi c'è l'altra segretaria, la timida ma professionale Francesca, di cui si innamora il disoccupato Luigi, giovane romantico ma un po' ingenuo; ci sono i volonterosi giovani che si presentano in cerca di un posto di lavoro ma subiscono i soprusi di Cornelia che fa loro pagare per i servizi prestati, anziché ricompensarli; Margot, arrogante e viziata figlia di Cornelia, abile solo nel farsi mantenere; la scaltra Sabrina, venditrice di curriculum e lettere di raccomandazione su commissione, e Rosetta, la strepitante donna delle pulizie, a cui nulla passa inosservato e che finirà per rivelarsi come l'autentica coscienza dell'agenzia.

eZ debug

Clear cache: Quick settings: Debug output Debug redirection Template debug Inline template debug List of used templates SQL debug output
Timing:	Apr 09 2026 06:06:49
Script start
Timing:	Apr 09 2026 06:06:49
Module start 'layout'
Timing:	Apr 09 2026 06:06:49
Module start 'content'
Timing:	Apr 09 2026 06:06:50
Module end 'content'
Debug: ezpI18n::translateText	Apr 09 2026 06:06:50
Missing translation for message in context: 'kernel/navigationpart' with comment: 'Navigation part'. The untranslated message is: 'contentclassmanager'
Debug: ezpI18n::translateText	Apr 09 2026 06:06:50
Missing translation for message in context: 'kernel/navigationpart' with comment: 'Navigation part'. The untranslated message is: 'Apps'
Debug: ezpI18n::translateText	Apr 09 2026 06:06:50
Missing translation for message in context: 'kernel/navigationpart' with comment: 'Navigation part'. The untranslated message is: 'Amministrazione Trasparente'
Debug: ezpI18n::translateText	Apr 09 2026 06:06:50
Missing translation for message in context: 'kernel/navigationpart' with comment: 'Navigation part'. The untranslated message is: 'eZTags'
Error: eZTemplate @ extension/ocbootstrap/design/ocbootstrap/templates/canonical_link.tpl:1[0]	Apr 09 2026 06:06:50
Unknown template variable 'pagedata' in namespace ''
Error: eZTemplate @ extension/ocbootstrap/design/ocbootstrap/templates/canonical_link.tpl:1[0]	Apr 09 2026 06:06:50
Unknown template variable 'pagedata' in namespace ''
Timing:	Apr 09 2026 06:06:50
Script end

Main resources:

Total runtime	1.1224 sec
Peak memory usage	28,160.0000 KB
Database Queries	108

Timing points:

Checkpoint	Start (sec)	Duration (sec)	Memory at start (KB)	Memory used (KB)
Script start	0.0000	0.1022	4,818.4141	1,695.8516
Module start 'layout'	0.1023	0.0145	6,514.2656	677.3594
Module start 'content'	0.1167	0.9224	7,191.6250	18,001.4688
Module end 'content'	1.0392	0.0831	25,193.0938	1,360.7578
Script end	1.1223		26,553.8516

Time accumulators:

Accumulator	Duration (sec)	Duration (%)	Count	Average (sec)
Ini load
Load cache	0.0760	6.7688	35	0.0022
Check MTime	0.0037	0.3269	35	0.0001
PostgreSQL Cluster
DB queries	0.0634	5.6506	8	0.0079
Postgresql Total
Database connection	0.0040	0.3590	1	0.0040
Postgresql queries	0.2447	21.7981	108	0.0023
Looping result	0.0000	0.0000	0	0.0000
MySQL Cluster
DFS operations	0.0003	0.0311	1	0.0003
TS translator
TS init	0.0609	5.4254	7	0.0087
TS cache load	0.0583	5.1927	7	0.0083
TS context load	0.0045	0.3993	7	0.0006
Template Total	0.9255	82.5	3	0.3085
Template load	0.2876	25.6261	3	0.0959
String conversion in template resource	0.0006	0.0533	25	0.0000
Template parser: create text elements	0.0137	1.2176	25	0.0005
Template parser: remove whitespace	0.0024	0.2117	25	0.0001
Template parser: construct tree	0.1407	12.5387	25	0.0056
Template load and register function	0.0108	0.9618	9	0.0012
Template processing	0.6378	56.8274	3	0.2126
states
state_id_array	0.0029	0.2575	3	0.0010
state_identifier_array	0.0040	0.3572	4	0.0010
Override
Cache load	0.1057	9.4192	38	0.0028
Sytem overhead
Fetch class attribute can translate value	0.0055	0.4882	1	0.0055
Fetch class attribute name	0.0104	0.9272	9	0.0012
XML
Image XML parsing	0.0002	0.0173	1	0.0002
class_abstraction
Instantiating content class attribute	0.0001	0.0105	9	0.0000
General
String conversion	0.0002	0.0205	31	0.0000
Note: percentages do not add up to 100% because some accumulators overlap

CSS/JS files loaded with "ezjscPacker" during request:

Cache	Type	Packlevel	SourceFiles
	CSS	0	design/base/stylesheets/core.css
	JS	0	extension/ocmaps/design/standard/javascript/leaflet.js extension/ocbootstrap/design/ocbootstrap/javascript/insertmedia.js

Templates used to render the page:

Usage	Requested template	Template	Template loaded
1	node/view/full.tpl	full/event.tpl	extension/oc_tcu/design/tcu/override/templates/full/event.tpl
1	parts/opengraph_set_persistent.tpl	<No override>	extension/ngopengraph/design/standard/templates/parts/opengraph_set_persistent.tpl
3	content/datatype/view/ezstring.tpl	<No override>	design/standard/templates/content/datatype/view/ezstring.tpl
2	content/datatype/view/ezobjectrelationlist.tpl	<No override>	extension/oc_tcu/design/tcu/templates/content/datatype/view/ezobjectrelationlist.tpl
2	content/view/embed.tpl	<No override>	extension/ocbootstrap/design/ocbootstrap/templates/content/view/embed.tpl
2	content/datatype/view/ezxmltext.tpl	<No override>	extension/ocembed/design/standard/templates/content/datatype/view/ezxmltext.tpl
3	content/datatype/view/ezxmltags/strong.tpl	<No override>	extension/ocbootstrap/design/ocbootstrap/templates/content/datatype/view/ezxmltags/strong.tpl
3	content/datatype/view/ezxmltags/line.tpl	<No override>	design/standard/templates/content/datatype/view/ezxmltags/line.tpl
3	content/datatype/view/ezxmltags/paragraph.tpl	<No override>	extension/ocbootstrap/design/ocbootstrap/templates/content/datatype/view/ezxmltags/paragraph.tpl
1	parts/social_buttons.tpl	<No override>	extension/oc_tcu/design/tcu/templates/parts/social_buttons.tpl
1	parts/event/dates.tpl	<No override>	extension/oc_tcu/design/tcu/templates/parts/event/dates.tpl
1	content/datatype/view/ezemail.tpl	<No override>	extension/ocbootstrap/design/ocbootstrap/templates/content/datatype/view/ezemail.tpl
1	content/datatype/view/ezurl.tpl	<No override>	extension/ocbootstrap/design/ocbootstrap/templates/content/datatype/view/ezurl.tpl
1	atoms/meta.tpl	<No override>	extension/oc_tcu/design/tcu/templates/atoms/meta.tpl
1	print_pagelayout.tpl	<No override>	design/standard/templates/print_pagelayout.tpl
1	page_head.tpl	<No override>	extension/oc_tcu/design/tcu/templates/page_head.tpl
1	parts/opengraph_persistent.tpl	<No override>	extension/ngopengraph/design/standard/templates/parts/opengraph_persistent.tpl
1	canonical_link.tpl	<No override>	extension/ocbootstrap/design/ocbootstrap/templates/canonical_link.tpl
1	link.tpl	<No override>	extension/oc_tcu/design/tcu/templates/link.tpl
1	page_mainarea.tpl	<No override>	design/standard/templates/page_mainarea.tpl
1	page_warning.tpl	<No override>	design/standard/templates/page_warning.tpl
1	page_copyright.tpl	<No override>	design/standard/templates/page_copyright.tpl
1	setup/debug_toolbar.tpl	<No override>	design/standard/templates/setup/debug_toolbar.tpl
1	setup/clear_cache.tpl	<No override>	design/standard/templates/setup/clear_cache.tpl
1	setup/quick_settings.tpl	<No override>	design/standard/templates/setup/quick_settings.tpl
Number of times templates used: 36 Number of unique templates used: 25

Time used to render debug report: 0.0009 secs

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