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Il Punto Gezz
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di Gabriele Biancardi
con Beatrice Uber
regia di Gabriele Biancardi e Laura Novembre

Andrea è la quarta figlia, femmina, di una normalissima famiglia italiana. Il fatto è che il padre aspettava il maschio! Quindi Andrea, oltre al nome, vivrà sulla sua pelle qualche aspettativa che proprio non le appartiene.
Dal concepimento fino alla maternità, un viaggio nel mondo femminile visto proprio dalla protagonista, che racconta, aiutata dalla musica de Il Punto Gezz, unadolescenza piuttosto divertente e variegata. Un padre che alla fine si rassegna al poker di femmine e cerca di minimizzare i danni costruendo un bagno tutto per sé! Ma Andrea va oltre, oltre agli episodi, una lucida lettura di quello che le donne sono costrette a vivere in un mondo costruito per gli uomini. Un confronto forse un pochino impietoso, ma sicuramente realistico.
Si ride, ci si ritrova in certe situazioni raccontate, ma alla fine si fanno i conti con una tristezza di fondo, nata dal malgoverno maschile che forse, con molte più quote rosa, potrebbe alleggerire molte tensioni.

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eZ debug

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Timing:	Mar 17 2026 22:37:59
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Timing:	Mar 17 2026 22:37:59
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Timing:	Mar 17 2026 22:38:01
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Debug: ezpI18n::translateText	Mar 17 2026 22:38:01
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Debug: ezpI18n::translateText	Mar 17 2026 22:38:01
Missing translation for message in context: 'kernel/navigationpart' with comment: 'Navigation part'. The untranslated message is: 'Apps'
Debug: ezpI18n::translateText	Mar 17 2026 22:38:01
Missing translation for message in context: 'kernel/navigationpart' with comment: 'Navigation part'. The untranslated message is: 'Amministrazione Trasparente'
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Missing translation for message in context: 'kernel/navigationpart' with comment: 'Navigation part'. The untranslated message is: 'eZTags'
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PostgreSQL Cluster
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Postgresql Total
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MySQL Cluster
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TS translator
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TS cache load	0.0074	0.4163	7	0.0011
TS context load	0.0048	0.2704	7	0.0007
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Template load	0.4167	23.3562	3	0.1389
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Template processing	0.9177	51.4406	3	0.3059
states
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state_identifier_array	0.0041	0.2273	4	0.0010
Override
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Sytem overhead
Fetch class attribute can translate value	0.0040	0.2223	1	0.0040
Fetch class attribute name	0.0101	0.5681	8	0.0013
XML
Image XML parsing	0.0002	0.0109	1	0.0002
class_abstraction
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General
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Number of times templates used: 36 Number of unique templates used: 24

Time used to render debug report: 0.0008 secs

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