Bon dì bon an, dame na bona man

Da "Buon anno porco mondo!" di Corrado Vallerotti

Teatro , Teatro di Prosa - adatto a famiglie

Cosa fareste se il 31 dicembre, già pronti per andare a festeggiare l’anno nuovo, un amico vi chiamasse dicendovi di essere in bilico su un cornicione pronto a lanciarsi nel vuoto? Probabilmente pensereste ad uno scherzo! Ma se poi l’amico, singhiozzando, vi confessasse che la moglie sta facendo le valige?

A Michele e Franco succede proprio questo. La sera dell’ultimo dell’anno, Gloria, si prepara per l’ennesima volta a lasciare il marito Vittorio. Lui, per l’ennesima volta, vuol buttarsi dalla finestra, ma solo dopo essersi sparato un colpo di pistola, giusto per sicurezza.

Ecco l’overture di questo spettacolo tragicomico, frizzante e scoppiettante, ricco di risate e di sorprese come ogni capodanno che si rispetti.

parte di: Amici del Teatro 2016

organizzazione: Filodrammatica "Toblino" di Sarche

quando

Sabato, 10 Dicembre 2016 · dalle 20:45 alle 22:45

dove

Teatro Parrocchiale di Sarche Calavino

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