Come ne venimmo fuori - Proiezioni dal futuro

Secol Superbo e Sciocco

Teatro

di e con Sabina Guzzanti
musiche di Paolo Silvestri
regia di Giorgio Gallione

Ci troviamo nel futuro. Un futuro finalmente armonico e civile, dove il denaro è tornato ad essere semplicemente un mezzo. Una donna, SabnaQƒ2, sale sul palco tremolante, emozionata per l'incarico che le è stato affidato. Tocca a lei quest'anno pronunciare il discorso celebrativo sulla fine del periodo storico più buio che l'umanità abbia mai fronteggiato: il periodo che va dal 1990 al 2041, noto a tutti come "il secolo di merda". Le celebrazioni si svolgono ogni anno perché non si perda la memoria di quanto accadde in quegli anni terribili e si scongiuri il pericolo che la storia possa ripetersi. Il fatto è che, dopo tanto tempo, nessuno ha più voglia di arrovellarsi a capire le ragioni che avevano spinto gli uomini e le donne dell'epoca a cadere tanto in basso: frustrazione, ignoranza, miseria, compensate da ore e ore trascorse a litigare su facebook e a guardare programmi demenziali, incapaci di reagire alle innumerevoli angherie a cui venivano continuamente sottoposti. In questo futuro felice, si è diffusa l'idea che gli esseri umani vissuti nel secolo di merda fossero semplicemente degli emeriti imbecilli e che studiarli sia una perdita di tempo. Per confutare questa spiegazione sbrigativa, SabnaQƒ2 ha invece preparato una ricerca accurata: ha esaminato la televisione dell'epoca, i suoi leader, le convinzioni economiche e politiche, i passaggi storici nodali: per restituirci una imperdibile conferenza spettacolo sull'attualità politica e sociale, anche attraverso l'interpretazione di una galleria di personaggi contemporanei... consentendo agli spettatori di farsi belle risate, salutari e liberatorie!

Costi

16 € intero / 14 € ridotto

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