Dio esiste e vive a Bruxelles

Cinema

Regia: Jaco Van Dormael
Genere: commedia
Durata: 113 min.

"Dio esiste e vive a Bruxelles. Appartamento tre camere con cucina e lavanderia, senza una porta d'entrata e d'uscita. Si è parlato molto di sua figlia, ma poco di sua figlia. Sua figlia sono io". Non è facile essere la figlia di Dio. Ea, unidici anni, lo sa bene: suo padre - anzi suo Padre - è odioso e antipatico e passa le giornate a rendere miserabile l'esistenza degli uomini. Una situazione che non può andare avanti, ma come risolverla? Dopo l'ennesimo litigio Ea scende tra gli uomini per scrivere un Nuovo Testamento che ci permetta di cercare la nostra felicità. Ma, prima di andarsene, usa il computer del Padre per liberarci dalla più grande delle nostre paure inviando a ciascun essere umano un sms con la data della propria morte.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lon2MpH4XEo

quando

Mercoledì, 30 Marzo 2016

mercoledì 30 marzo alle ore 20.30

dove

Via XXIV Maggio, 7 Cinema del centro scolastico Borgo Valsugana

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