Do' omeni, tre ostess e 'na serva

Teatro

XIII Edizione "Chi è di scena?"

Gruppo Insieme di Bolzano
Do' omeni, tre ostess e 'na serva
Tratto da Boing - Boing di Marc Camoletti
Regia di Attilio Biolcati, con l’aiuto di Martina Ruscelli
Recitato nel variegato dialetto che il Gruppo usa da sempre

Do’ omeni
Alfredo - Leo Leonardi
Benvenuto - Pucci Camin
- Siccome vorrei sposarmi - dice Benvenuto - tu dovresti aiutarmi a trovare qui a Parigi un appartamentino come questo.
- Sposarti? - ribatte Alfredo - Non sarai mica matto! Fai come me, trovati tante morose! Io ne ho tre!
- Ma se con una donna sola hai problemi fin che basta, come fai con tre?
- Semplice caro mio, le mie morose sono tre ostess di quelle che volano e io, calcolando i loro orari, faccio in modo che non si incontrino mai!

Tre ostess
Freulein Judith, la tedesca - Manuela Sommacore
Miss Janet, l’americana - Martina Ruscelli
Mademoiselle Jacqueline, la francese - Madda Sgaga
Colte, intelligenti e belle e poi tutte e tre convinte dell’imminente matrimonio. Già si sentono a casa loro nell’appartamento di Alfredo dove tornano tra un volo e l’altro. E sono felici ... fino a quando qualche cosa non andrà storto e allora ecco le sorprese e addio equilibri.

‘Na serva
La serva Teresa - Mariella Salomon
Povera Teresa... che vita! Esserci e non esserci, capire le bugie dell’uno e dell’altro, salvare le situazioni difficili e spesso anche intricate...

E' una strana satira questa dove, Alfredo, scapolo irriducibile riesce a gestire tre amori nello stesso tempo. Sarà possibile? Certo! sostiene lui spiegando la tecnica all'amico Benvenuto: le mie tre morose sono tre ostess di quelle che volano e allora basta tener d'occhio gli orari delle loro Compagnie Aeree e così non si incontreranno mai! Ma se anche fosse...Ecco..se anche fosse, questo potremmo vederlo andando avanti nello svolgersi della faccenda. Poi c'è anche Teresa, che è la cuoca, la cameriera, la donna di casa, quella che fa tutto e che deve accettare anche gestire e districare le più intricate situazioni: - tanto se sa, lei dice, se sa qua ghe som mi...ghe son sempre mi...!

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