Gli uomini preferiscono le tonte

Teatro

Stagione di prosa di Tione, Pinzolo e Spiazzo 2012/2013

FESTA DELLA DONNA
Mente Comica S.a.s.
Gli uomini preferiscono le tonte
di Giulia Ricciardi
con Beatrice Fazi, Barbara Foria, Giulia Ricciardi
e la partecipazione straordinaria di Bruno Cabrerizo
regia di Marco Simeoli

La personalità femminile è cosa molto complessa: in genere è doppia! A volte riesce addirittura ad essere… tripla! Nell’animo femminile si agitano tormenti infiniti filtrati dai tre aspetti della personalità umana: il cuore, la ragione, gli impulsi sessuali.
Cosa succede se una donna si invaghisce di un uomo… di un ragazzo… di un ragazzo un po’ più giovane… molto più giovane di lei? Probabilmente la ragione suggerirà di lasciar perdere, il cuore sarà già partito per la tangente e il sesso… beh, quello prenderà probabilmente il sopravvento!
Nulla di male se a farla da padrone è uno solo dei tre aspetti, ma se i tre aspetti cominciano a parlarsi tra loro e ad interagire con il prossimo, allora cominciano i problemi. La cosa più saggia è andare in analisi, certo. Sempre che lo psicanalista non sia un bellissimo giovane uomo sul quale avviare l’inevitabile transfert!
Si può ricorrere anche ai consigli dell’espertissimo amico gay, con la soluzione in tasca per ogni problema: dallo smalto glamour, all’abbordaggio senza scampo.
In una infinita sequenza di battute comiche, tre attrici (in un unico personaggio con tre psicologie) e un attore (nel doppio ruolo dello psicanalista e dell’amico gay) daranno vita a un tourbillon di situazioni comiche che accompagneranno lo spettatore verso un finale esplosivo.


organizzazione: Coordinamento Teatrale Trentino - Comune di Tione - Comune di Pinzolo - Comune di Spiazzo

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