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Stefano Bartezzaghi ci proporrà sabato 12 agosto una raccolta-elenco di "frasi matte", segnalate dai lettori dell'omonima rubrica di giochi di parole tenuta dall'autore sul "Venerdì di Repubblica". Dopo un saggio introduttivo, Bartezzaghi mette in fila una cascata di parole impazzite: scolastiche, televisive, infantili, canzoni ricordate male, cartelli incantati...

Stefano Bartezzaghi, Non ne ho la più squallida idea. Frasi matte da legare, Mondadori, 2006

Questa è una raccolta-elenco di "frasi matte" scovate da Stefano Bartezzaghi e segnalate dai lettori dell'omonima rubrica di giochi di parole tenuta dall'autore sul "Venerdì di Repubblica". Dopo un saggio introduttivo, Bartezzaghi mette in fila una cascata di parole impazzite: scolastiche, televisive, infantili, canzoni ricordate male, cartelli incantati... È un libro di scintille che fanno traboccare il vaso, gente talmente sicura che ci metterebbe una pietra sul fuoco, avvocati che chiedono all'imputato: "Mi dica: era presente quando è stato fotografato?" e l'immancabile mister e maestro delle frasi matte, Giovanni Trapattoni

organizzazione: APT S. Martino di Castrozza e Primiero

eZ debug

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Timing:	Apr 09 2026 04:02:34
Script start
Timing:	Apr 09 2026 04:02:34
Module start 'layout'
Timing:	Apr 09 2026 04:02:34
Module start 'content'
Timing:	Apr 09 2026 04:02:35
Module end 'content'
Debug: ezpI18n::translateText	Apr 09 2026 04:02:35
Missing translation for message in context: 'kernel/navigationpart' with comment: 'Navigation part'. The untranslated message is: 'contentclassmanager'
Debug: ezpI18n::translateText	Apr 09 2026 04:02:35
Missing translation for message in context: 'kernel/navigationpart' with comment: 'Navigation part'. The untranslated message is: 'Apps'
Debug: ezpI18n::translateText	Apr 09 2026 04:02:35
Missing translation for message in context: 'kernel/navigationpart' with comment: 'Navigation part'. The untranslated message is: 'Amministrazione Trasparente'
Debug: ezpI18n::translateText	Apr 09 2026 04:02:35
Missing translation for message in context: 'kernel/navigationpart' with comment: 'Navigation part'. The untranslated message is: 'eZTags'
Error: eZTemplate @ extension/ocbootstrap/design/ocbootstrap/templates/canonical_link.tpl:1[0]	Apr 09 2026 04:02:35
Unknown template variable 'pagedata' in namespace ''
Error: eZTemplate @ extension/ocbootstrap/design/ocbootstrap/templates/canonical_link.tpl:1[0]	Apr 09 2026 04:02:35
Unknown template variable 'pagedata' in namespace ''
Timing:	Apr 09 2026 04:02:35
Script end

Main resources:

Total runtime	1.7033 sec
Peak memory usage	28,416.0000 KB
Database Queries	110

Timing points:

Checkpoint	Start (sec)	Duration (sec)	Memory at start (KB)	Memory used (KB)
Script start	0.0000	0.0395	4,818.4141	1,695.7188
Module start 'layout'	0.0395	0.0130	6,514.1328	677.3359
Module start 'content'	0.0525	1.5542	7,191.4688	17,971.0391
Module end 'content'	1.6067	0.0964	25,162.5078	1,360.8359
Script end	1.7032		26,523.3438

Time accumulators:

Accumulator	Duration (sec)	Duration (%)	Count	Average (sec)
Ini load
Load cache	0.0289	1.6966	35	0.0008
Check MTime	0.0035	0.2071	35	0.0001
PostgreSQL Cluster
DB queries	0.0083	0.4900	8	0.0010
Postgresql Total
Database connection	0.0039	0.2310	1	0.0039
Postgresql queries	2.1749	127.6837	110	0.0198
Looping result	0.0000	0.0000	0	0.0000
MySQL Cluster
DFS operations	0.0003	0.0177	1	0.0003
TS translator
TS init	0.0104	0.6120	7	0.0015
TS cache load	0.0079	0.4626	7	0.0011
TS context load	0.0062	0.3658	7	0.0009
Template Total	1.7540	103.0	3	0.5847
Template load	0.1241	7.2848	3	0.0414
String conversion in template resource	0.0007	0.0398	24	0.0000
Template parser: create text elements	0.0186	1.0917	24	0.0008
Template parser: remove whitespace	0.0030	0.1762	24	0.0001
Template parser: construct tree	0.2794	16.4043	24	0.0116
Template load and register function	0.0112	0.6604	9	0.0012
Template processing	1.6298	95.6839	3	0.5433
states
state_id_array	0.0027	0.1574	3	0.0009
state_identifier_array	0.0035	0.2042	4	0.0009
Override
Cache load	0.0689	4.0423	33	0.0021
Sytem overhead
Fetch class attribute can translate value	0.0063	0.3710	1	0.0063
Fetch class attribute name	0.0340	1.9946	10	0.0034
XML
Image XML parsing	0.0003	0.0171	1	0.0003
class_abstraction
Instantiating content class attribute	0.0001	0.0072	10	0.0000
General
String conversion	0.0002	0.0146	30	0.0000
Note: percentages do not add up to 100% because some accumulators overlap

CSS/JS files loaded with "ezjscPacker" during request:

Cache	Type	Packlevel	SourceFiles
	CSS	0	design/base/stylesheets/core.css
	JS	0	extension/ocmaps/design/standard/javascript/leaflet.js extension/ocbootstrap/design/ocbootstrap/javascript/insertmedia.js

Templates used to render the page:

Usage	Requested template	Template	Template loaded
1	node/view/full.tpl	full/event.tpl	extension/oc_tcu/design/tcu/override/templates/full/event.tpl
1	parts/opengraph_set_persistent.tpl	<No override>	extension/ngopengraph/design/standard/templates/parts/opengraph_set_persistent.tpl
4	content/datatype/view/ezstring.tpl	<No override>	design/standard/templates/content/datatype/view/ezstring.tpl
2	content/datatype/view/ezobjectrelationlist.tpl	<No override>	extension/oc_tcu/design/tcu/templates/content/datatype/view/ezobjectrelationlist.tpl
2	content/view/embed.tpl	<No override>	extension/ocbootstrap/design/ocbootstrap/templates/content/view/embed.tpl
2	content/datatype/view/ezxmltext.tpl	<No override>	extension/ocembed/design/standard/templates/content/datatype/view/ezxmltext.tpl
2	content/datatype/view/ezxmltags/paragraph.tpl	<No override>	extension/ocbootstrap/design/ocbootstrap/templates/content/datatype/view/ezxmltags/paragraph.tpl
1	parts/social_buttons.tpl	<No override>	extension/oc_tcu/design/tcu/templates/parts/social_buttons.tpl
1	parts/event/dates.tpl	<No override>	extension/oc_tcu/design/tcu/templates/parts/event/dates.tpl
1	content/datatype/view/ezxmltags/line.tpl	<No override>	design/standard/templates/content/datatype/view/ezxmltags/line.tpl
1	content/datatype/view/ezemail.tpl	<No override>	extension/ocbootstrap/design/ocbootstrap/templates/content/datatype/view/ezemail.tpl
1	content/datatype/view/ezurl.tpl	<No override>	extension/ocbootstrap/design/ocbootstrap/templates/content/datatype/view/ezurl.tpl
1	atoms/meta.tpl	<No override>	extension/oc_tcu/design/tcu/templates/atoms/meta.tpl
1	print_pagelayout.tpl	<No override>	design/standard/templates/print_pagelayout.tpl
1	page_head.tpl	<No override>	extension/oc_tcu/design/tcu/templates/page_head.tpl
1	parts/opengraph_persistent.tpl	<No override>	extension/ngopengraph/design/standard/templates/parts/opengraph_persistent.tpl
1	canonical_link.tpl	<No override>	extension/ocbootstrap/design/ocbootstrap/templates/canonical_link.tpl
1	link.tpl	<No override>	extension/oc_tcu/design/tcu/templates/link.tpl
1	page_mainarea.tpl	<No override>	design/standard/templates/page_mainarea.tpl
1	page_warning.tpl	<No override>	design/standard/templates/page_warning.tpl
1	page_copyright.tpl	<No override>	design/standard/templates/page_copyright.tpl
1	setup/debug_toolbar.tpl	<No override>	design/standard/templates/setup/debug_toolbar.tpl
1	setup/clear_cache.tpl	<No override>	design/standard/templates/setup/clear_cache.tpl
1	setup/quick_settings.tpl	<No override>	design/standard/templates/setup/quick_settings.tpl
Number of times templates used: 31 Number of unique templates used: 24

Time used to render debug report: 0.0011 secs

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