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Stefano Bartezzaghi ci proporrà sabato 12 agosto una raccolta-elenco di "frasi matte", segnalate dai lettori dell'omonima rubrica di giochi di parole tenuta dall'autore sul "Venerdì di Repubblica". Dopo un saggio introduttivo, Bartezzaghi mette in fila una cascata di parole impazzite: scolastiche, televisive, infantili, canzoni ricordate male, cartelli incantati...

Stefano Bartezzaghi, Non ne ho la più squallida idea. Frasi matte da legare, Mondadori, 2006

Questa è una raccolta-elenco di "frasi matte" scovate da Stefano Bartezzaghi e segnalate dai lettori dell'omonima rubrica di giochi di parole tenuta dall'autore sul "Venerdì di Repubblica". Dopo un saggio introduttivo, Bartezzaghi mette in fila una cascata di parole impazzite: scolastiche, televisive, infantili, canzoni ricordate male, cartelli incantati... È un libro di scintille che fanno traboccare il vaso, gente talmente sicura che ci metterebbe una pietra sul fuoco, avvocati che chiedono all'imputato: "Mi dica: era presente quando è stato fotografato?" e l'immancabile mister e maestro delle frasi matte, Giovanni Trapattoni

organizzazione: APT S. Martino di Castrozza e Primiero

eZ debug

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Timing:	Jul 27 2026 19:20:16
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Module start 'layout'
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Module start 'content'
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Module end 'content'
Debug: ezpI18n::translateText	Jul 27 2026 19:20:17
Missing translation for message in context: 'kernel/navigationpart' with comment: 'Navigation part'. The untranslated message is: 'contentclassmanager'
Debug: ezpI18n::translateText	Jul 27 2026 19:20:17
Missing translation for message in context: 'kernel/navigationpart' with comment: 'Navigation part'. The untranslated message is: 'Apps'
Debug: ezpI18n::translateText	Jul 27 2026 19:20:17
Missing translation for message in context: 'kernel/navigationpart' with comment: 'Navigation part'. The untranslated message is: 'Amministrazione Trasparente'
Debug: ezpI18n::translateText	Jul 27 2026 19:20:17
Missing translation for message in context: 'kernel/navigationpart' with comment: 'Navigation part'. The untranslated message is: 'eZTags'
Error: eZTemplate @ extension/ocbootstrap/design/ocbootstrap/templates/canonical_link.tpl:1[0]	Jul 27 2026 19:20:17
Unknown template variable 'pagedata' in namespace ''
Error: eZTemplate @ extension/ocbootstrap/design/ocbootstrap/templates/canonical_link.tpl:1[0]	Jul 27 2026 19:20:17
Unknown template variable 'pagedata' in namespace ''
Timing:	Jul 27 2026 19:20:17
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Main resources:

Total runtime	0.5131 sec
Peak memory usage	28,160.0000 KB
Database Queries	110

Timing points:

Checkpoint	Start (sec)	Duration (sec)	Memory at start (KB)	Memory used (KB)
Script start	0.0000	0.0611	4,818.4141	1,695.6563
Module start 'layout'	0.0611	0.0137	6,514.0703	677.3594
Module start 'content'	0.0748	0.4068	7,191.4297	17,974.2266
Module end 'content'	0.4816	0.0313	25,165.6563	1,360.7578
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Time accumulators:

Accumulator	Duration (sec)	Duration (%)	Count	Average (sec)
Ini load
Load cache	0.0262	5.1036	35	0.0007
Check MTime	0.0035	0.6753	35	0.0001
PostgreSQL Cluster
DB queries	0.0097	1.8929	8	0.0012
Postgresql Total
Database connection	0.0039	0.7669	1	0.0039
Postgresql queries	0.1933	37.6677	110	0.0018
Looping result	0.0000	0.0000	0	0.0000
MySQL Cluster
DFS operations	0.0003	0.0645	1	0.0003
TS translator
TS init	0.0084	1.6330	7	0.0012
TS cache load	0.0058	1.1325	7	0.0008
TS context load	0.0042	0.8113	7	0.0006
Template Total	0.3742	72.9	3	0.1247
Template load	0.1169	22.7773	3	0.0390
String conversion in template resource	0.0005	0.1036	24	0.0000
Template parser: create text elements	0.0120	2.3427	24	0.0005
Template parser: remove whitespace	0.0021	0.4149	24	0.0001
Template parser: construct tree	0.0689	13.4237	24	0.0029
Template load and register function	0.0097	1.8834	9	0.0011
Template processing	0.2572	50.1393	3	0.0857
states
state_id_array	0.0029	0.5629	3	0.0010
state_identifier_array	0.0039	0.7510	4	0.0010
Override
Cache load	0.0681	13.2830	33	0.0021
Sytem overhead
Fetch class attribute can translate value	0.0038	0.7330	1	0.0038
Fetch class attribute name	0.0107	2.0850	10	0.0011
XML
Image XML parsing	0.0002	0.0337	1	0.0002
class_abstraction
Instantiating content class attribute	0.0001	0.0227	10	0.0000
General
String conversion	0.0002	0.0401	30	0.0000
Note: percentages do not add up to 100% because some accumulators overlap

CSS/JS files loaded with "ezjscPacker" during request:

Cache	Type	Packlevel	SourceFiles
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	JS	0	extension/ocmaps/design/standard/javascript/leaflet.js extension/ocbootstrap/design/ocbootstrap/javascript/insertmedia.js

Templates used to render the page:

Usage	Requested template	Template	Template loaded
1	node/view/full.tpl	full/event.tpl	extension/oc_tcu/design/tcu/override/templates/full/event.tpl
1	parts/opengraph_set_persistent.tpl	<No override>	extension/ngopengraph/design/standard/templates/parts/opengraph_set_persistent.tpl
4	content/datatype/view/ezstring.tpl	<No override>	design/standard/templates/content/datatype/view/ezstring.tpl
2	content/datatype/view/ezobjectrelationlist.tpl	<No override>	extension/oc_tcu/design/tcu/templates/content/datatype/view/ezobjectrelationlist.tpl
2	content/view/embed.tpl	<No override>	extension/ocbootstrap/design/ocbootstrap/templates/content/view/embed.tpl
2	content/datatype/view/ezxmltext.tpl	<No override>	extension/ocembed/design/standard/templates/content/datatype/view/ezxmltext.tpl
2	content/datatype/view/ezxmltags/paragraph.tpl	<No override>	extension/ocbootstrap/design/ocbootstrap/templates/content/datatype/view/ezxmltags/paragraph.tpl
1	parts/social_buttons.tpl	<No override>	extension/oc_tcu/design/tcu/templates/parts/social_buttons.tpl
1	parts/event/dates.tpl	<No override>	extension/oc_tcu/design/tcu/templates/parts/event/dates.tpl
1	content/datatype/view/ezxmltags/line.tpl	<No override>	design/standard/templates/content/datatype/view/ezxmltags/line.tpl
1	content/datatype/view/ezemail.tpl	<No override>	extension/ocbootstrap/design/ocbootstrap/templates/content/datatype/view/ezemail.tpl
1	content/datatype/view/ezurl.tpl	<No override>	extension/ocbootstrap/design/ocbootstrap/templates/content/datatype/view/ezurl.tpl
1	atoms/meta.tpl	<No override>	extension/oc_tcu/design/tcu/templates/atoms/meta.tpl
1	print_pagelayout.tpl	<No override>	design/standard/templates/print_pagelayout.tpl
1	page_head.tpl	<No override>	extension/oc_tcu/design/tcu/templates/page_head.tpl
1	parts/opengraph_persistent.tpl	<No override>	extension/ngopengraph/design/standard/templates/parts/opengraph_persistent.tpl
1	canonical_link.tpl	<No override>	extension/ocbootstrap/design/ocbootstrap/templates/canonical_link.tpl
1	link.tpl	<No override>	extension/oc_tcu/design/tcu/templates/link.tpl
1	page_mainarea.tpl	<No override>	design/standard/templates/page_mainarea.tpl
1	page_warning.tpl	<No override>	design/standard/templates/page_warning.tpl
1	page_copyright.tpl	<No override>	design/standard/templates/page_copyright.tpl
1	setup/debug_toolbar.tpl	<No override>	design/standard/templates/setup/debug_toolbar.tpl
1	setup/clear_cache.tpl	<No override>	design/standard/templates/setup/clear_cache.tpl
1	setup/quick_settings.tpl	<No override>	design/standard/templates/setup/quick_settings.tpl
Number of times templates used: 31 Number of unique templates used: 24

Time used to render debug report: 0.0007 secs

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