La fortuna di non essere un'ape

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La fortuna di non essere un'ape
di e con SuperMario (Mario Cagol)

Atto unico nel quale due mondi si confrontano.
È un’ape a raccontare come vede il nostro mondo e come in realtà dovremmo vedere il suo.
La vita dell’ape pare essere veramente dura e faticosa, al contrario della nostra costellata di ore non lavorative, sabati e domeniche e addirittura ferie!!
Questo pare essere uno dei sogni primari delle api, ovvero potersi prendere qualche meritato giorno di ferie!!
Invidia fortemente il genere umano anche per la longevità (l’ape vive mediamente 40 giorni!)
Contemporaneamente il mondo umano spiega all’ape quanto sia stressante anche l’andare in ferie!!
Che non si creda sia una passeggiata.
“Bisognerebbe potersi prendere una o due settimane di riposo al rientro, per recuperarsi dallo stress!!”
Insomma, come sempre, esce l’aspetto lamentoso dell’essere umano.

In realtà, il messaggio che vuole arrivare è che, purtroppo, non si è mai contenti di quello che si ha.
E nel tentativo di arrivare più in la, non ci si gode per nulla il presente e le proprie piccole gioie quotidiane... Alla fine, all’ape viene data un’opportunità...

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