My romantic history

Una generazione di trentenni insoddisfatti e buffi, alle prese con la quotidiana difficoltà di far coincidere la realtà con i propri sogni

Teatro di Prosa
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My romantic history
Una commedia romantica
di D.C. Jackson - traduzione di Marco Ghelardi
con Giuseppe Amato, Denis Fontanari, Alice Melloni e Paola Mitri
coreografie di Claudia Monti
scene di Federica Rigon
regia di Chiara Benedetti
da un'idea di Riccardo Bellandi

A volte accidentalmente i cassetti si aprono come vasi di Pandora e ne escono sorprese del tutto inaspettate. Una generazione di trentenni insoddisfatti e buffi, alle prese con la quotidiana difficoltà di far coincidere la realtà con i propri sogni. Qual è il modo più efficace per evadere dal ritmo ossessivo del meccanico passaggio quotidiano ufficiocasapub? Trovarsi un partner potrebbe essere una risposta divertente. La spietata ironia della vita, raccontata attraverso il gioco del teatro da quattro attori che in scena mutano continuamente il piano del racconto. I punti di vista si intrecciano, come in un diario scritto a più mani e le storie si incrociano involontariamente. My Romantic History è una commedia che ci fa ridere della goffaggine e dell'ingenuità delle nostre fantasie, e che ci racconta con cinismo il valore della purezza. Tom, un trentenne neoassunto in un ufficio, racconta al pubblico la sua storia da quando, un po' per caso, finisce a letto con la sua nuova collega d'ufficio Amy. Tutte le intenzioni sono quelle di non avviare una storia seria con lei e, anzi, di farsi lasciare il prima possibile. Quando sembra essere riuscito nel suo intento ecco la notizia: Amy è incinta. Ma a questo punto i ruoli si ribaltano, ed è Amy a raccontare la propria storia.

Dedicato a Riccardo Bellandi

Costi

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Intero € 15
Ridotto (>65, <26, carta "In Cooperazione" e soci Cassa rurale di Pergine) € 13,50
Ridotto speciale carta "Amici del Teatro" € 12
Posti buca d'orchestra €12


organizzazione: Associazione culturale Aria

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