NO AMELIA NO PARTY. Confusione virale da famiglia normale

Esperienze. Corso di regia e di scrittura scenica

Teatro

Testi di: Gelsomina Bassetti, Patrizia Canazza, Catrina Freda, Sara Gazzini, Daniele Pizzolli e Stefano Usmari.
Con il prezioso contributo sonoro di: Andrea Brunello.

Durante questo corso di scrittura scenica gli allievi si sono comportati come veri drammaturghi e attori delle proprie storie. Il risultato è stato l'ideazione e realizzazione di un testo collettivo dove si affronta un fenomeno molto caldo dei nostri tempi: il sesso, la seduzione ed i rapporti famigliari nell'era del web.

La protagonista – le cui caratteristiche sono arrivate dal pubblico del Portland nella prima apertura pubblica del corso- s'avventura nel mondo dei siti di incontri capendo che del suo corpo, della sua immagine, può trarre un grosso vantaggio economico. La vedremo crescere assieme alla famiglia ed agli amici. Tutti in qualche modo sono vittime e carnefici di un mondo dove la comunicazione passa principalmente attraverso la tecnologia ed i segreti e le bugie diventano sempre più difficili da condividere e da smascherare anche a noi stessi.

Giudicare è facile; basta un semplice e comodo click, come il lancio di una pietra. Vivere è tutta un'altra cosa.

Costi

5 € intero
3 € ridotto soci Portland
Gratuito bambini under 6 anni

Per informazioni e prenotazioni:
Telefono:

0461 924470 (feriale)
339 1313989 (festivo)

prenotazioni@teatroportland.it

parte di: Portland Play Off 2017

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