Ormai sono una milf

di e con Angelo Pintus

Teatro , Teatro di Prosa

“Ormai sono una milf” è il nuovo spettacolo di Angelo Pintus, reduce dal successo di  “50 Sfumature di…Pintus“, record di incassi e di presenze in tutt’Italia. Un vero fenomeno che lo ha traghettato direttamente al festival di Sanremo come ospite comico, per un ulteriore bagno di notorietà.

Come cambia la vita a quarant’anni? Cambia che non puoi più mangiare quello che mangiavi prima… Che sei ancora troppo giovane per fare alcune cose, ma già troppo vecchio per farne altre... La vita a quarant’anni raccontata e vista con gli occhi di chi si sente sempre quel bambino che quando vedeva gli amici quarantenni dei propri genitori li considerava “vecchi” e si meravigliava di  quanto vivessero a lungo “i grandi”. E che ora guardandosi allo specchio pensa di essere sempre più in forma, anche se ormai è un uomo fatto. Un uomo? Una signora! Anzi… una milf! 

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