Padre Vostro

Cinema

Serate in forma di cinema

Croazia, 2013
Titolo originale: Svecenikova djeca
Genere: Commedia
Durata: 96'
Regia: Vinko Bresan
Cast: Kresimir Mikic, Niksa Butijer, Drazen Kuhn, Marija Skaricic, Jadranka Djokic

Il giovane Padre Fabijan approda in un'isoletta della Dalmazia dove, come ovunque in Croazia, il tasso di natalità è crollato nel corso degli anni. Frustrato dalla popolarità dell'anziano parroco locale e desideroso di lasciare il segno nella storia dell'isola, nonché di incoraggiare il "decorso della volontà divina", Padre Fabijan ha un'idea geniale: bucare i preservativi che consentono la lussuria più sfrenata senza risultare in un boom delle nascite. Naturalmente l'ingegnoso prete ha bisogno della complicità di alcuni isolani: l'edicolante che vende ai compaesani i profilattici, ma anche il medico che dovrà sostituire con le vitamine le pillole anticoncezionali acquistate dalle donne del luogo. I risultati non tardano ad arrivare: gravidanze improvvise, matrimoni riparatori, altarini scoperchiati. Ma non tutte le conseguenze andranno nella direzione prevista da Padre Fabijan, che scoprirà che sostituirsi a Dio non è una buona idea nemmeno se si è convinti di rendergli un prezioso servigio.

Costi

primo ingresso 6,00 / i successivi a scalare fino a 3,50

parte di: Serate in forma di cinema

eZ debug

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Missing translation for message in context: 'kernel/navigationpart' with comment: 'Navigation part'. The untranslated message is: 'Apps'
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Peak memory usage	29,184.0000 KB
Database Queries	132

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PostgreSQL Cluster
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Postgresql Total
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MySQL Cluster
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TS translator
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states
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Override
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Sytem overhead
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Fetch class attribute name	0.0011	0.0668	1	0.0011
XML
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class_abstraction
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General
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Note: percentages do not add up to 100% because some accumulators overlap

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Number of times templates used: 37 Number of unique templates used: 26

Time used to render debug report: 0.0010 secs

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