Parenti serpenti

Teatro

Sipario d'Oro 2011
Circuito

Estravagario Teatro di Verona
Parenti serpenti
di Carmine Amoroso
regia di Alberto Bronzato

Gli amici te li scegli, i parenti te li trovi (e te li tieni)
ma i parenti son serpenti!!!!

In questa commedia ritroviamo la "perfetta famiglia italiana", con la sua tipica atmosfera buonista e velenosa. Tutti i parenti si radunano dai nonni a festeggiare il Natale, unica occasione per ritrovarsi. Baci e abbracci, capitone, messa di mezzanotte: ci sono tutti gli elementi del cenone tradizionale. E ci sono tutti i vizi e le virtù di una società, quella italiana degli anni '90.che forse non è poi così diversa da quella del giorno d'oggi.
Tutti insieme appassionatamente finché il cielo è sereno, ma subito pronti a scannarsi, a scagliarsi l'uno contro l'altro non appena c'è un problema familiare da affrontare: sorelle contro cognata, nuora contro suocera, rancori, tradimenti e ripicche.
Ma è proprio vero che nella realtà invidia e pettegolezzo sono più forti del messaggio del Santo Natale?
"A Natale siamo tutti più buoni".. NO?!
Ma chi può dire di non aver mai pensato che i parenti son serpenti!!!

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