Processo alle verdure

Teatro

Le Stagioni dei Teatri 2010/2011
Teatro Scuola

Fondazione Aida
Processo alle verdure
Tratto da Processo alle verdure - vizi e virtù alimentari degli ortaggi di Roberto Luciani
Adattamento teatrale di Massimo Lazzeri
con Monica Ceccardi/Emanuela Camozzi, Francesco Pellino/Fabio Slemer, Marta Zanetti
Voce di Paolo Poli
Scene di Stefano Coccurello
Tecnico Audio-Luci Mattia Cobbe
Regia di Massimo Lazzeri
Fascia detà: 3/10 anni

Non è colpa mia se le verdure non mi piacciono la colpa è loro! Se le verdure sapessero di cioccolata, di marmellata io le mangerei!

Questo è il pensiero che la piccola Carlotta fa nel suo letto dopo essere stata mandata in camera senza cena e solo perché non aveva voglia di mangiare quella minestra colma e stracolma di verdure! Ma se le verdure non piacciono sarà davvero per colpa loro?
Ed è così che nel bel mezzo della notte nella stanza di Carlotta, senza che lei capisca bene come, prende vita un processo allegro e grottesco, dove le verdure vengono chiamate in causa per dichiarare i loro pregi e difetti.
Basterà questo per emettere un verdetto che dichiari la colpevolezza o linnocenza?
La trama si snoda in un susseguirsi di colpi di scena, canzoni originali e situazioni divertenti in bilico tra il sogno e la realtà.
Attraverso gli strumenti del teatro con lallegria, il divertimento e le emozioni si intende coinvolgere il giovane pubblico e lanciare un invito per unalimentazione sana e corretta.

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