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Quando non c’è più scampo, ci mangiamo la seppia
Spettacolo di cabaret con Domenico Lanutti

Un monologo comico che parla di un uomo attonito, confuso, frastornato, di fronte ad un mondo impazzito. Il copione parla di un uomo che cerca di stare al passo con il mondo ma non ce la fa. E come se il mondo corresse con le “adidas” e lui con un paio di infradito. Cerca una donna fissa ma non la trova, cerca dei punti fissi ma non li trova, cerca un lavoro fisso ma non lo vuole! In fondo nella vita non è importante trovare quanto cercare con calma e comunque vada è meglio essere schiacciato dall’evidenza che da un tir, è meglio essere morso dal dubbio che da Mike Thyson, è meglio essere divorato dalla passione che da Hannibal, ma soprattutto meglio essere avvelenato dal sospetto che da una cozza andata a male.

Domenico Lannutti, dopo aver fatto il contadino, il mozzo, il venditore ambulante, il formatore, l’animatore, il convivente, l’amante, il laureato in economia e commercio, che tuttora fa per hobby, e svariate altre esperienze, si avvicina al mondo del teatro e del comico frequentando diverse scuole e svariati laboratori sulla commedia dell’arte, sulle tecniche di cabaret, sull’istrionismo comico, sulla costruzione del personaggio, del buffone e del clown teatrale. Ha recitato in numerose commedie interpretando vari ruoli, ha partecipato a trasmissioni televisive e radiofoniche sia nazionali, che locali, ha fatto parte della compagnia degli “Gnorri” capitanata da Natalino Balasso.

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