Serendipity

Memorie di una donna difettosa

Teatro

Sosia & Pistoia

Reading con disturbi comici e musicali
di Serena Dandini
con Serena Dandini, Germana Pasquero e DJ Tatuato

Serena Dandini decide di approdare a teatro con una opera buffa che mischia il reading alla musica e agli interventi comici di Germana Pasquero. Tutto ha inizio da una semplice domanda di pensione che la protagonista ingenuamente pensa di poter ottenere dopo anni di onorata carriera. Ma l’insano desiderio si scontra con l’implacabile Legge Fornero che ha già rigettato milioni di inconsapevoli italiani. A spiegarlo in scena è la Fornero in persona o meglio la sua migliore incarnazione (Germana Pasquero) che con il cinismo lacrimoso ormai noto toglie ogni speranza alla malcapitata. Inutile ogni racconto, tratto dai libri della protagonista, delle innumerevoli vicende, avventure, passioni e fallimenti che hanno costellato la sua avventura lavorativa. Ad aggravare la situazione un’intervista-interrogatorio “non richiesta” da parte di una sulfurea Leosini (Germana Pasquero) che inchioda la Danda alle sue responsabilità svelando lati oscuri e delittuosi(?) della sua vita: dalla passione per i giardini a quella per la musica, dalle ossessioni per le cose inutili alle numerose debolezze, tutto viene messo in campo senza pietà dal più famoso pubblico ministero della tv italiana.
Una serata atipica, più che altro un happening sgangherato che si snoda tra comicità irriverente e riflessioni semi-serie, ma anche serissime, sul destino del genere femminile nel nostro paese.

Costi Informazioni sulla prevendita

Prevendita biglietti:

per tutti gli spettacoli a decorrere da mercoledì 2 novembre 2016 presso gli sportelli delle Casse Rurali del Trentino.

Il servizio è offerto a titolo gratuito dalle Casse Rurali Trentine.

Orario biglietteria presso il Teatro S. Pietro:

la sera dello spettacolo a partire dalle ore 20.00.

Informazioni:

presso la Biblioteca comunale di Mezzolombardo (tel. 0461 602648).


organizzazione: Coordinamento Teatrale Trentino

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