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Teatro

Stagione Teatrale di Riva del Garda, Arco e Nago-Torbole 2010/2011

Sosia & Pistoia - Mismaonda
Sparla con me
di e con Dario Vergassola

Con inesauribile sconcerto Vergassola si misura con le ragazze Calendario, con i VIP, con i Calciatori ed i Tronisti.
Dopo i successi televisivi di Parla con me Dario Vergassola ritorna in teatro presentando al pubblico i momenti più esilaranti dei suoi tanti incontri nel salotto di Serena Dandini, mentre ripercorre a ritroso la strada segnata dal calore degli amici del bar, la non semplice relazione familiare con limpertinente suocera, la movida davanti allunico bancomat di La Spezia, i suoi ricordi di bambino quando sognava di poter divenire un moderno Robin Hood, di quando gli fu regalato il vestito da Zorro in occasione del suo ventiseiesimo compleanno. Ma più di tutto viene messo in scena lesilarante sconcerto di chi si rende conto che solo una risata potrà seppellire la vacuità, il silicone e il sorriso a trentadue denti.

Informazioni sulla prevendita

Biglietti:
Sportelli delle Casse Rurali Trentine fino al giorno dello spettacolo
Presso la sede dello spettacolo la stessa sera dello spettacolo, dalle ore 20

organizzazione: Comune di Riva del Garda Assessorato alla Cultura - Comune di Nago Torbole - Comune di Arco - Coordinamento Teatrale Trentino

eZ debug

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Timing:	Apr 30 2026 07:22:37
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Module end 'content'
Debug: ezpI18n::translateText	Apr 30 2026 07:22:37
Missing translation for message in context: 'kernel/navigationpart' with comment: 'Navigation part'. The untranslated message is: 'contentclassmanager'
Debug: ezpI18n::translateText	Apr 30 2026 07:22:37
Missing translation for message in context: 'kernel/navigationpart' with comment: 'Navigation part'. The untranslated message is: 'Apps'
Debug: ezpI18n::translateText	Apr 30 2026 07:22:37
Missing translation for message in context: 'kernel/navigationpart' with comment: 'Navigation part'. The untranslated message is: 'Amministrazione Trasparente'
Debug: ezpI18n::translateText	Apr 30 2026 07:22:37
Missing translation for message in context: 'kernel/navigationpart' with comment: 'Navigation part'. The untranslated message is: 'eZTags'
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Unknown template variable 'pagedata' in namespace ''
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Unknown template variable 'pagedata' in namespace ''
Timing:	Apr 30 2026 07:22:37
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Peak memory usage	28,160.0000 KB
Database Queries	106

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Ini load
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Check MTime	0.0038	0.6015	35	0.0001
PostgreSQL Cluster
DB queries	0.0071	1.1272	8	0.0009
Postgresql Total
Database connection	0.0041	0.6548	1	0.0041
Postgresql queries	0.2921	46.4564	106	0.0028
Looping result	0.0000	0.0000	0	0.0000
MySQL Cluster
DFS operations	0.0003	0.0485	1	0.0003
TS translator
TS init	0.0079	1.2505	7	0.0011
TS cache load	0.0059	0.9383	7	0.0008
TS context load	0.0047	0.7406	7	0.0007
Template Total	0.5013	79.7	3	0.1671
Template load	0.1549	24.6247	3	0.0516
String conversion in template resource	0.0006	0.0906	23	0.0000
Template parser: create text elements	0.0143	2.2692	23	0.0006
Template parser: remove whitespace	0.0024	0.3877	23	0.0001
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Template load and register function	0.0115	1.8264	9	0.0013
Template processing	0.3463	55.0751	3	0.1154
states
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state_identifier_array	0.0039	0.6241	4	0.0010
Override
Cache load	0.0947	15.0566	39	0.0024
Sytem overhead
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Fetch class attribute name	0.0108	1.7107	9	0.0012
Fetch class attribute name	0.0010	0.1517	1	0.0010
XML
Image XML parsing	0.0002	0.0261	1	0.0002
class_abstraction
Instantiating content class attribute	0.0001	0.0204	9	0.0000
General
String conversion	0.0002	0.0363	29	0.0000
Note: percentages do not add up to 100% because some accumulators overlap

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2	content/view/embed.tpl	<No override>	extension/ocbootstrap/design/ocbootstrap/templates/content/view/embed.tpl
3	content/datatype/view/ezxmltext.tpl	<No override>	extension/ocembed/design/standard/templates/content/datatype/view/ezxmltext.tpl
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Time used to render debug report: 0.0009 secs

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