Tesoro, ti rendi conto che non ho niente sotto la pelliccia?

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Tesoro, ti rendi conto che non ho niente sotto la pelliccia?
di Ray Cooney e John Chapman
regia di Michele Pandini

Nell’atelier Bodley Bodley & Crouch, situato nel centro di Londra, attorno alle preziose pellicce disegnate e curate dalle mani d’oro di Arnold Crouch s’intrecciano esilaranti vicende che daranno vita a momenti di irresistibile comicità.
E’ una tarda mattinata di settembre e nel tempo reale di circa due ore, intorno alle sorti….appunto di una pelliccia, si gioca il futuro di ben cinque coppie.
Il titolare, signor Gilbert Bodley, si appresta a fare dono di una pelliccia ad una sua "cara amichetta" inscenando una falsa vendita, il piano è però intralciato prima dall'onestà di Arnold Crouch e poi dal sopraggiungere ininterrotto di avvenenti signore e stravaganti mariti tutti legati tra loro, neanche a farlo apposta, da relazioni di "affettuosa amicizia ".
La pelliccia passa così da una proprietaria all'altra in un vorticoso carosello nel quale equivoci e sospetti travolgeranno inevitabilmete tutti i personaggi.
Il ritmo è travolgente, l’intreccio spumeggiante, le gag irrefrenabili, le situazioni bollenti, l'atmosfera incandescente. E le pellicce? Ovviamente finte!

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