Tesoro, ti rendi conto che non ho niente sotto la pelliccia?

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Tesoro, ti rendi conto che non ho niente sotto la pelliccia?
di Ray Cooney e John Chapman
regia di Michele Pandini

Nellatelier Bodley Bodley & Crouch, situato nel centro di Londra, attorno alle preziose pellicce disegnate e curate dalle mani doro di Arnold Crouch sintrecciano esilaranti vicende che daranno vita a momenti di irresistibile comicità.
E una tarda mattinata di settembre e nel tempo reale di circa due ore, intorno alle sorti.appunto di una pelliccia, si gioca il futuro di ben cinque coppie.
Il titolare, signor Gilbert Bodley, si appresta a fare dono di una pelliccia ad una sua "cara amichetta" inscenando una falsa vendita, il piano è però intralciato prima dall'onestà di Arnold Crouch e poi dal sopraggiungere ininterrotto di avvenenti signore e stravaganti mariti tutti legati tra loro, neanche a farlo apposta, da relazioni di "affettuosa amicizia ".
La pelliccia passa così da una proprietaria all'altra in un vorticoso carosello nel quale equivoci e sospetti travolgeranno inevitabilmete tutti i personaggi.
Il ritmo è travolgente, lintreccio spumeggiante, le gag irrefrenabili, le situazioni bollenti, l'atmosfera incandescente. E le pellicce? Ovviamente finte!

organizzazione: Filo Bastia

eZ debug

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Timing:	Apr 29 2026 02:24:04
Script start
Timing:	Apr 29 2026 02:24:04
Module start 'layout'
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Module start 'content'
Timing:	Apr 29 2026 02:24:05
Module end 'content'
Debug: ezpI18n::translateText	Apr 29 2026 02:24:05
Missing translation for message in context: 'kernel/navigationpart' with comment: 'Navigation part'. The untranslated message is: 'contentclassmanager'
Debug: ezpI18n::translateText	Apr 29 2026 02:24:05
Missing translation for message in context: 'kernel/navigationpart' with comment: 'Navigation part'. The untranslated message is: 'Apps'
Debug: ezpI18n::translateText	Apr 29 2026 02:24:05
Missing translation for message in context: 'kernel/navigationpart' with comment: 'Navigation part'. The untranslated message is: 'Amministrazione Trasparente'
Debug: ezpI18n::translateText	Apr 29 2026 02:24:05
Missing translation for message in context: 'kernel/navigationpart' with comment: 'Navigation part'. The untranslated message is: 'eZTags'
Error: eZTemplate @ extension/ocbootstrap/design/ocbootstrap/templates/canonical_link.tpl:1[0]	Apr 29 2026 02:24:05
Unknown template variable 'pagedata' in namespace ''
Error: eZTemplate @ extension/ocbootstrap/design/ocbootstrap/templates/canonical_link.tpl:1[0]	Apr 29 2026 02:24:05
Unknown template variable 'pagedata' in namespace ''
Timing:	Apr 29 2026 02:24:05
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Peak memory usage	28,416.0000 KB
Database Queries	108

Timing points:

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Module start 'layout'	0.1006	0.0714	6,515.0391	677.5156
Module start 'content'	0.1719	0.8933	7,192.5547	17,977.3047
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Time accumulators:

Accumulator	Duration (sec)	Duration (%)	Count	Average (sec)
Ini load
Load cache	0.0918	7.9079	35	0.0026
Check MTime	0.0037	0.3204	35	0.0001
PostgreSQL Cluster
DB queries	0.0102	0.8771	8	0.0013
Postgresql Total
Database connection	0.0039	0.3333	1	0.0039
Postgresql queries	0.3147	27.1009	108	0.0029
Looping result	0.0000	0.0000	0	0.0000
MySQL Cluster
DFS operations	0.0003	0.0288	1	0.0003
TS translator
TS init	0.0086	0.7447	7	0.0012
TS cache load	0.0060	0.5185	7	0.0009
TS context load	0.0044	0.3752	7	0.0006
Template Total	0.8103	69.8	3	0.2701
Template load	0.2926	25.1971	3	0.0975
String conversion in template resource	0.0006	0.0533	24	0.0000
Template parser: create text elements	0.0146	1.2559	24	0.0006
Template parser: remove whitespace	0.0025	0.2141	24	0.0001
Template parser: construct tree	0.1742	15.0041	24	0.0073
Template load and register function	0.0108	0.9279	9	0.0012
Template processing	0.5175	44.5645	3	0.1725
states
state_id_array	0.0027	0.2334	3	0.0009
state_identifier_array	0.0038	0.3274	4	0.0010
Override
Cache load	0.1903	16.3861	40	0.0048
Sytem overhead
Fetch class attribute can translate value	0.0377	3.2428	1	0.0377
Fetch class attribute name	0.0101	0.8729	9	0.0011
XML
Image XML parsing	0.0002	0.0143	1	0.0002
class_abstraction
Instantiating content class attribute	0.0001	0.0097	9	0.0000
General
String conversion	0.0002	0.0199	30	0.0000
Note: percentages do not add up to 100% because some accumulators overlap

CSS/JS files loaded with "ezjscPacker" during request:

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	JS	0	extension/ocmaps/design/standard/javascript/leaflet.js extension/ocbootstrap/design/ocbootstrap/javascript/insertmedia.js

Templates used to render the page:

Usage	Requested template	Template	Template loaded
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1	parts/opengraph_set_persistent.tpl	<No override>	extension/ngopengraph/design/standard/templates/parts/opengraph_set_persistent.tpl
4	content/datatype/view/ezstring.tpl	<No override>	design/standard/templates/content/datatype/view/ezstring.tpl
2	content/datatype/view/ezobjectrelationlist.tpl	<No override>	extension/oc_tcu/design/tcu/templates/content/datatype/view/ezobjectrelationlist.tpl
2	content/view/embed.tpl	<No override>	extension/ocbootstrap/design/ocbootstrap/templates/content/view/embed.tpl
2	content/datatype/view/ezxmltext.tpl	<No override>	extension/ocembed/design/standard/templates/content/datatype/view/ezxmltext.tpl
2	content/datatype/view/ezxmltags/strong.tpl	<No override>	extension/ocbootstrap/design/ocbootstrap/templates/content/datatype/view/ezxmltags/strong.tpl
4	content/datatype/view/ezxmltags/paragraph.tpl	<No override>	extension/ocbootstrap/design/ocbootstrap/templates/content/datatype/view/ezxmltags/paragraph.tpl
3	content/datatype/view/ezxmltags/line.tpl	<No override>	design/standard/templates/content/datatype/view/ezxmltags/line.tpl
1	parts/social_buttons.tpl	<No override>	extension/oc_tcu/design/tcu/templates/parts/social_buttons.tpl
1	parts/event/dates.tpl	<No override>	extension/oc_tcu/design/tcu/templates/parts/event/dates.tpl
1	content/datatype/view/ezurl.tpl	<No override>	extension/ocbootstrap/design/ocbootstrap/templates/content/datatype/view/ezurl.tpl
1	atoms/meta.tpl	<No override>	extension/oc_tcu/design/tcu/templates/atoms/meta.tpl
1	print_pagelayout.tpl	<No override>	design/standard/templates/print_pagelayout.tpl
1	page_head.tpl	<No override>	extension/oc_tcu/design/tcu/templates/page_head.tpl
1	parts/opengraph_persistent.tpl	<No override>	extension/ngopengraph/design/standard/templates/parts/opengraph_persistent.tpl
1	canonical_link.tpl	<No override>	extension/ocbootstrap/design/ocbootstrap/templates/canonical_link.tpl
1	link.tpl	<No override>	extension/oc_tcu/design/tcu/templates/link.tpl
1	page_mainarea.tpl	<No override>	design/standard/templates/page_mainarea.tpl
1	page_warning.tpl	<No override>	design/standard/templates/page_warning.tpl
1	page_copyright.tpl	<No override>	design/standard/templates/page_copyright.tpl
1	setup/debug_toolbar.tpl	<No override>	design/standard/templates/setup/debug_toolbar.tpl
1	setup/clear_cache.tpl	<No override>	design/standard/templates/setup/clear_cache.tpl
1	setup/quick_settings.tpl	<No override>	design/standard/templates/setup/quick_settings.tpl
Number of times templates used: 36 Number of unique templates used: 24

Time used to render debug report: 0.0013 secs

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