Tutte lo vogliono

Cinema

Italia, 2015
Titolo originale: Tutte lo vogliono
Genere: Commedia
Durata: 85'
Regia: Alessio Maria Federici
Cast: Enrico Brignano, Vanessa Incontrada, Giulio Berruti, Ilaria Spada, Gianna Paola Scaffidi

Orazio è uno sciampista per cani che non fa l'amore dalla fine della sua ultima storia importante, ovvero da quattro lunghi anni. Il suo hobby è caricare su Youtube le esibizioni di animali che hanno comportamenti assurdi, e la sua passione per la fauna fa di lui una sorta di Dottor Doolittle "de noantri". Chiara è una food designeranorgasmica alla disperata ricerca del raggiungimento dell'apice del piacere: una ricerca che non viene soddisfatta né dal suo gruppo di sostegno né dal suo attuale fidanzato, il bel Raffaele, cotta di gioventù di Chiara quando lei aveva dieci anni di meno, e dieci chili di più. Un giorno Francesca, altra anorgasmica che fa parte del gruppo di sostegno, rivela alle compagne di aver superato il suo problema grazie ad un generoso partner sessuale (detto, in breve, "gps"), Chiara decide di rivolgersi anche lei allo specialista in miracoli. Peccato che, a causa di un equivoco, la donna si convinca che il "gps" sia l'ignaro Orazio, e lo ingaggi come suo terapeuta personale.

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