Vecchia sarai tu!

Teatro

Stagione teatrale di Molveno

La Q-Prod (Lerici SP)
Vecchia sarai tu
di Antonella Questa e Francesco Brandi
regia Francesco Brandi
con Antonella Questa
Coreografie Magali B. Compagnie Madeleine&Alfred
disegno luci Carolina Agostani
organizzazione generale Serena Sarbia
collaborazione: Gérard Darier, Giuliana Musso, Carlotta Clerici

Una vecchia di ottant'anni si ritrova in ospizio contro la propria volontà. Una banale caduta, qualche giorno in ospedale, il figlio lontano, una nuora avida, la nipote che non ha mai tempo... La soluzione migliore per tutti è la casa di riposo. Per tutti tranne che per lei. Come tornare a casa, davanti al suo mare, per ritrovare le amiche di sempre con cui fare quattro chiacchiere il pomeriggio, per rivedere Carmè l'amico d'infanzia e finire la vita dove l'ha sempre vissuta? .... Scappare è l'unica soluzione, costi quel che costi. Uno spettacolo comico per esorcizzare la paura di invecchiare e ricordarsi che vecchia... lo sarai anche tu!

Vecchia sarai tu! affronta con ironia un argomento tabù per le donne: letà e linvecchiamento a cui non sembrano ancora avere diritto. Un ritratto divertente e amaro di tre generazioni di donne e di come vivono lavanzare inesorabile del tempo: chi da vecchia subisce la tirannia del invecchiare bene, chi ad ogni costo si rifiuta di invecchiare per sentirsi ancora giovane, chi giovane lo è davvero, ma vorrebbe già essere vecchia!

organizzazione: Comune di Molveno Assessorato alla Cultura - in collaborazione con la Fondazione Aida

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Timing:	Mar 28 2026 01:44:47
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Timing:	Mar 28 2026 01:44:47
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Timing:	Mar 28 2026 01:44:47
Module start 'content'
Timing:	Mar 28 2026 01:44:50
Module end 'content'
Debug: ezpI18n::translateText	Mar 28 2026 01:44:50
Missing translation for message in context: 'kernel/navigationpart' with comment: 'Navigation part'. The untranslated message is: 'contentclassmanager'
Debug: ezpI18n::translateText	Mar 28 2026 01:44:50
Missing translation for message in context: 'kernel/navigationpart' with comment: 'Navigation part'. The untranslated message is: 'Apps'
Debug: ezpI18n::translateText	Mar 28 2026 01:44:50
Missing translation for message in context: 'kernel/navigationpart' with comment: 'Navigation part'. The untranslated message is: 'Amministrazione Trasparente'
Debug: ezpI18n::translateText	Mar 28 2026 01:44:50
Missing translation for message in context: 'kernel/navigationpart' with comment: 'Navigation part'. The untranslated message is: 'eZTags'
Error: eZTemplate @ extension/ocbootstrap/design/ocbootstrap/templates/canonical_link.tpl:1[0]	Mar 28 2026 01:44:50
Unknown template variable 'pagedata' in namespace ''
Error: eZTemplate @ extension/ocbootstrap/design/ocbootstrap/templates/canonical_link.tpl:1[0]	Mar 28 2026 01:44:50
Unknown template variable 'pagedata' in namespace ''
Timing:	Mar 28 2026 01:44:50
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Peak memory usage	28,160.0000 KB
Database Queries	112

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Check MTime	0.0036	0.1206	35	0.0001
PostgreSQL Cluster
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Postgresql Total
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Postgresql queries	5.0166	169.9208	112	0.0448
Looping result	0.0000	0.0000	0	0.0000
MySQL Cluster
DFS operations	0.0003	0.0110	1	0.0003
TS translator
TS init	0.0086	0.2898	7	0.0012
TS cache load	0.0060	0.2016	7	0.0009
TS context load	0.0043	0.1472	7	0.0006
Template Total	2.2282	75.5	3	0.7427
Template load	0.1240	4.2006	3	0.0413
String conversion in template resource	0.0006	0.0200	25	0.0000
Template parser: create text elements	0.0133	0.4497	25	0.0005
Template parser: remove whitespace	0.0023	0.0784	25	0.0001
Template parser: construct tree	0.0746	2.5284	25	0.0030
Template load and register function	0.0105	0.3570	9	0.0012
Template processing	2.1041	71.2708	3	0.7014
states
state_id_array	0.3508	11.8827	3	0.1169
state_identifier_array	0.0044	0.1491	4	0.0011
Override
Cache load	0.0706	2.3929	44	0.0016
Sytem overhead
Fetch class attribute can translate value	0.0038	0.1297	1	0.0038
Fetch class attribute name	0.0128	0.4340	11	0.0012
XML
Image XML parsing	0.0002	0.0072	1	0.0002
class_abstraction
Instantiating content class attribute	0.0001	0.0046	11	0.0000
General
String conversion	0.0002	0.0077	31	0.0000
Note: percentages do not add up to 100% because some accumulators overlap

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4	content/datatype/view/ezstring.tpl	<No override>	design/standard/templates/content/datatype/view/ezstring.tpl
2	content/datatype/view/ezobjectrelationlist.tpl	<No override>	extension/oc_tcu/design/tcu/templates/content/datatype/view/ezobjectrelationlist.tpl
2	content/view/embed.tpl	<No override>	extension/ocbootstrap/design/ocbootstrap/templates/content/view/embed.tpl
2	content/datatype/view/ezxmltext.tpl	<No override>	extension/ocembed/design/standard/templates/content/datatype/view/ezxmltext.tpl
2	content/datatype/view/ezxmltags/strong.tpl	<No override>	extension/ocbootstrap/design/ocbootstrap/templates/content/datatype/view/ezxmltags/strong.tpl
3	content/datatype/view/ezxmltags/paragraph.tpl	<No override>	extension/ocbootstrap/design/ocbootstrap/templates/content/datatype/view/ezxmltags/paragraph.tpl
2	content/datatype/view/ezxmltags/line.tpl	<No override>	design/standard/templates/content/datatype/view/ezxmltags/line.tpl
1	parts/social_buttons.tpl	<No override>	extension/oc_tcu/design/tcu/templates/parts/social_buttons.tpl
1	parts/event/dates.tpl	<No override>	extension/oc_tcu/design/tcu/templates/parts/event/dates.tpl
1	content/datatype/view/ezemail.tpl	<No override>	extension/ocbootstrap/design/ocbootstrap/templates/content/datatype/view/ezemail.tpl
1	content/datatype/view/ezurl.tpl	<No override>	extension/ocbootstrap/design/ocbootstrap/templates/content/datatype/view/ezurl.tpl
1	atoms/meta.tpl	<No override>	extension/oc_tcu/design/tcu/templates/atoms/meta.tpl
1	print_pagelayout.tpl	<No override>	design/standard/templates/print_pagelayout.tpl
1	page_head.tpl	<No override>	extension/oc_tcu/design/tcu/templates/page_head.tpl
1	parts/opengraph_persistent.tpl	<No override>	extension/ngopengraph/design/standard/templates/parts/opengraph_persistent.tpl
1	canonical_link.tpl	<No override>	extension/ocbootstrap/design/ocbootstrap/templates/canonical_link.tpl
1	link.tpl	<No override>	extension/oc_tcu/design/tcu/templates/link.tpl
1	page_mainarea.tpl	<No override>	design/standard/templates/page_mainarea.tpl
1	page_warning.tpl	<No override>	design/standard/templates/page_warning.tpl
1	page_copyright.tpl	<No override>	design/standard/templates/page_copyright.tpl
1	setup/debug_toolbar.tpl	<No override>	design/standard/templates/setup/debug_toolbar.tpl
1	setup/clear_cache.tpl	<No override>	design/standard/templates/setup/clear_cache.tpl
1	setup/quick_settings.tpl	<No override>	design/standard/templates/setup/quick_settings.tpl
Number of times templates used: 35 Number of unique templates used: 25

Time used to render debug report: 0.0008 secs

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