Avete mai provato ad essere donne?

Teatro

Stagione di prosa di Borgo Valsugana e Grigno 2012/2013

Il Punto Gezz
Avete mai provato ad essere donne?
di Gabriele Biancardi
con Beatrice Uber
regia di Gabriele Biancardi e Laura Novembre

Andrea è la quarta figlia, femmina, di una normalissima famiglia italiana. Il fatto è che il padre aspettava il maschio! Quindi Andrea, oltre al nome, vivrà sulla sua pelle qualche aspettativa che proprio non le appartiene.
Dal concepimento fino alla maternità, un viaggio nel mondo femminile visto proprio dalla protagonista, che racconta, aiutata dalla musica de Il Punto Gezz, un’adolescenza piuttosto divertente e variegata. Un padre che alla fine si rassegna al poker di femmine e cerca di minimizzare i danni costruendo un bagno tutto per sé! Ma Andrea va oltre, oltre agli episodi, una lucida lettura di quello che le donne sono costrette a vivere in un mondo costruito per gli uomini. Un confronto forse un pochino impietoso, ma sicuramente realistico.
Si ride, ci si ritrova in certe situazioni raccontate, ma alla fine si fanno i conti con una tristezza di fondo, nata dal malgoverno maschile che forse, con molte più quote rosa, potrebbe alleggerire molte tensioni.


organizzazione: Coordinamento Teatrale Trentino - Comune di Borgo Valsugana - collaborazione comuni del Sistema Culturale Valsugana Orientale

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