Tre sull'altalena

Teatro

Sipario d'Oro 2014
Concorso

Laboratorio Minimo Teatro di Ascoli Piceno
Tre sull'altalena
di Luigi Lunari
regia di Mario Gricinella
con: Pino Presciutti, Roberto Paoletti, Giovanni Filipponi, Daniela Mancone

Un commendatore, un capitano dei servizi, un professore si trovano nello stesso luogo per tre ragioni diverse: il commendatore per un incontro galante, il Capitano per trattare un acquisto di materiale bellico, il professore per ritirare le bozze di stampa di un suo libro. Ma cos'è esattamente quel luogo? Un discreto e comodo albergo, un luogo di affari, o una casa editrice? È possibile che tutti e tre abbiano avuto l'indirizzo sbagliato? Questa situazione strana accresce il mistero, anche perché un allarme per un'esercitazione antinquinamento impedisce loro di uscire. Durante la notte che sono costretti a passare insieme, i tre giungono a sospettare che la stanza potrebbe essere davvero un'anticamera per l'aldilà, e che probabilmente essi sono già morti, e in attesa del Giudizio. I tre reagiscono a questa prospettiva secondo le rispettive caratteristiche psicologiche: il commendatore è spaventato ed ansioso, il capitano non trova niente di misterioso nella situazione e resta assolutamente indifferente, il professore usa tutta la sua logica filosofica per spiegare il fenomeno come un fatto naturale e logico. Una donna delle pulizie si unisce al terzetto e dice cose talmente ambigue da far nascere nei tre malcapitati un nuovo grande enigma: è realmente una donna delle pulizie, o molto di più? Sul finale quando la donna esce, senza svelare il mistero, un lungo suono della sirena indica che l'allarme per l'emergenza è finito. I tre sono pronti ad andare, ma la scena finale ci riserva ancora l'ennesimo colpo di scena.

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