Vago zo e i meto a posto

Teatro

Argentario 2007

Filodrammatica I Dialettanti, Rovereto
Vago zo e i meto a posto
due atti di Loredana Cont

Te giri lòcio natimo, te sbassi en mìgol la sorveglianza, e sula tèra i fa tuti quel che i vol!!! Così la pensa il Creatore, che si vede costretto a porre un freno a questa umanità che sta rovinando sé stessa e il mondo intero. Nel Paradiso, qui rappresentato come una piccola azienda a conduzione famigliare, si deve quindi decidere cosa fare e non è facile, anche perché il Creatore è un tipo piuttosto irascibile come tutti i Capi, e la Madonna fatica non poco a tenerlo calmo. Vago zo e i meto a posto è una commedia ironica e divertente, con una punta di satira che non guasta.

La Filodrammatica I DIALETTANTI si è costituita nel 2002 e porta in scena principalmente i testi di Loredana Cont, rappresentati dalla stessa autrice sia quale unica interprete in forma di spettacolo-monologo, che unitamente ad altri interpreti in commedie brillanti. Ha collaborato a spettacoli estivi con varie associazioni ed enti per rappresentazioni sul territorio aventi il tema dellemigrazione e ricostruzioni storiche. Nella stagione 2006-07 presenta uno dei testi inediti della Cont Vago zo e i meto a posto!, una commedia brillante in due atti, ambientata nientemeno che... in paradiso.

Informazioni sulla prevendita

prevendita presso la tabaccheria di Cognola e al Centro Civico di fronte alla chiesa

organizzazione: Filogamar di Cognola

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