Vecchia sarai tu!

Teatro

Stagione di prosa di Mezzolombardo 2013/2014

Compagnia LaQ-Prod
Vecchia sarai tu!
di Antonella Questa e Francesco Brandi
con Antonella Questa
regia di Francesco Brandi

Una vecchia di ottant'anni si ritrova in ospizio contro la propria volontà. Una caduta, qualche giorno in ospedale, il figlio lontano, una nuora avida, la nipote che non ha mai tempo, quindi la soluzione migliore per tutti è la casa di riposo. Per tutti tranne che per lei.
Come tornare allora a casa, davanti al suo mare, per ritrovare le amiche di sempre con cui fare quattro chiacchiere il pomeriggio, per rivedere Carmè, l'amico d'infanzia, e finire la vita dove l'ha sempre vissuta?
Scappare è l'unica soluzione, costi quel che costi.
Un viaggio alla scoperta di come oggi tre donne vivono la loro età e l'avanzare inesorabile del tempo: chi si rifiuta di invecchiare per sentirsi ancora "giovane", chi da vecchia subisce la tirannia dell' "invecchiare bene" e chi giovane lo è davvero, ma si sente già vecchia!
Le donne, la loro età e l'invecchiamento al quale non hanno ancora diritto.
Uno spettacolo comico per esorcizzare la paura di invecchiare e ricordarsi che "vecchia" lo sarai anche tu!

«...Quando ho compiuto quarant'anni ho scoperto intorno a me molte donne che vivono male questo passaggio ai 40, pensano subito all'avvicinarsi dei 50 Alcune rincorrono gli anni passati, altre vivono con ansia il presente, lo scorrere inesorabile del tempo come se qualcosa fosse finito per sempre e il futuro riservasse solo angoscia oppure un posto ai margini della società
L'età non è più un valore. Quand'è che si diventa davvero "vecchie"? Cosa succede a una donna quando è veramente vecchia? E chi lo si sente già?
Oggi la vecchiaia viene rifiutata come una malattia che porta solo al disfacimento del corpo, all'annullamento della donna, alla morte. Eppure»
Antonella Questa

organizzazione: Coordinamento Teatrale Trentino - Comune di Mezzolombardo - Circolo Culturale '78

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